Here are a few of the best quotes so far.
Dawn on being disqualified:
“Oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up…oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up…oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up…”
Nikki’s demand to Big Brother:
(in screaming exorcist style) “I NEED BOTTLED WATER!!”
Bonn-eh’s audition:
“I’m funn-eh, I’m sex-eh, an’ everyfing, an’ everyfing…”
Nikki:
“I haven’t even done a poo today…you can ask Big Brother.”
Shahbaz to Big Brother:
“I’m tired of just being a National Insurance number!”
Nikki when first meeting Sezer:
“What? Like Caesar salad?”
11-year-old Maisie, describing Lea during the Meal or No Meal task:
“She looks a bit iffy, I don’t like her. She’s a bit horrible.”
Nikki to Big Brother:
“I can’t sleep in there … someone’s been infumigating the room with farts…I might suffocate.”
Big Brother during the Meal or No Meal challenge:
BB: “What event is Sezer celebrating in this childhood photograph?”
Mikey: “Er…his birthday?”
BB: “Incorrect. It was his circumcision.”
Nikki during the ‘salmon incident’:
“FINE…(hyperventiulated sobs)…I’LL BE BY MYSELF, I’LL BE BY MYSELF…(more hyperventiulated sobs)…SO YOU LOT CAN JUST ENJOY YOURSELVES!”
Glyn on school days:
“They threw rocks at me, I don’t know why?”
Sezer on another Imogen refusal:
“Thanks Imogen, you just blew me out in front of about 3 million people…”
Mikey to Glyn:
“Have you ever gone cow pushing?”
Shahbaz to Glyn:
“When I do [touch you] just imagine I’m one of your straight rugby friends, ok?”
Pete attempting to console Lea:
Lea : “They only booed me cause they think I have blonde hair and and big boobs”
Pete : “But you have got blonde hair and big boobs”
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