This week’s (S) Heat Magazine …

This week’s (S)Heat Magazine proves that you can work wonders with photoshop’s airbushing filters with a photoshoot and interview with Big Brother runner up Glyn Wise.

In the interview, Glyn finally admits that sheep were involved in his loss of virginity and exclusively¹ reveals that

• He’s a bit clumsy.
• He’s learnt everything that he knows about women and fashion from Mikey.
• He fancies Lea.
• He’s been on Richard & Judy.

Along with these earth shattering revelations from Glyn, there is also the eye watering news, at least for Nikki Grahame, that Pete Benett has finally.. erm.. cough.. had intimate relations with her! Hurrah! Thankfully, there are no photos to accompany that article, however, (S)Heat Magazine will shortly be launching a campaign to declare that day a National holiday, probably.

¹Exclusive \Ex*clu”sive\a. [Cf. F. exclusif.]

1. Having the power of preventing entrance; debarring from participation or enjoyment; possessed and enjoyed to the exclusion of others; as, exclusive bars; exclusive privilege; exclusive circles of society.
2. Not taking into the account; excluding from consideration; — opposed to inclusive; as, five thousand troops, exclusive of artillery.

Source: Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)