And now for today’s big news Princess Nikki Grahame has a big toe and … uhm … it’s really big! That is all!
Who are they? Who are they and why do they care about my big toe?
Watching TV so you don’t have to!
Monthly Archive for September, 2006
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The cult tv show This Life is set to return with a one off special to mark it’s tenth anniversary. The series was based around the lives of a group of twenty-something lawyers who lived and worked in London. Throughout the 32 episodes issues such as homosexuality and casual sex were covered.
I did catch the telephone conversation between Gillian McKeith and Dawn though when Dawn told the food fuhrer about a momentary dietary lapse.
You did what? Why? Why? Why in the name of god did you do that …
Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill, well, a bag of crisps to be accurate.
There’s an exclusive interview with Princess Nikki Grahame, Big Brother Loser in this week’s Heat Magazine. She talks about magazines.
Magazines… print whatever they want and it’s nonsense, they don’t even have quotes from people who know me or Pete… Magazines are always going to make up their own stories …
She retells the story that she told on the Jonathan Ross show the other week about going to a party with Pete Bennett.
… Then when I got there I was walking round with Alex [Pete's Brother] and suddenly I felt someone gob in my face! Obviously I started hyperventilating because of my obsessive compulsive stuff. To have phlegm on my face is one of my biggest fears … I turned round to the girl who did it and she said, “Oh sorry, I just squirted you.” But I was fuming. I thought, “Oh my God, how can you be so scaggy and low down?” I couldn’t cope. I just had to get out. It was pouring with rain and I ran out on to the street … I knocked on this woman’s door, a complete stranger – it was about midnight at the time. I was all over the place, could hardly breathe and was screaming, “Can I come in?” and she said, “Calm down, what’s happened?” then I barged in to her house. [Pete] was running after me down the road. I was hysterical and shouting, “Someone spat on my face!” Pete was saying, “Nikki, they didn’t! They didn’t” and I said, “Pete, leave me alone, go back to the party. I want you to have a good time and be with your friends – I just need some space.” So I sent him back… All I cared about was that someone had spat in my face. That’s all I could think. I barged into the living room of the house and this family ended up giving me a counselling session. Next thing, Alex turns up and produces this tiny water pistol with vodka in it. He said, “It was this you were squirted with – it was an accident.”
This story is so entertaining that it should be made into a film and book!
She also says that things are “wonderful” between her and Pete.
Everything’s great. When we get to see each other it’s such quality time – we’re so loved up.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Group Hug! Isn’t love great!
And finally a little plug for next week’s Heat Magazine, in it you can read an exclusive interview with Pete about why he’s dumped Nikki! Oops!
More Celeb Rage! Hurrah!
Charlotte Church slapped comic Johnny Vegas across the face on her chat show after he got drunk and abusive and insulted her family.
Charlotte struggled to control him as he knocked back huge quantities of booze, leered at female guests and refused to answer her questions properly.
At one point she shouted, “Shut the f*ck up’, and slapped him.
An audience member said: “It was like watching a car crash.
“Johnny was off his face and took every opportunity to wind her up — she didn’t have the experience to keep him under control.”
Johnny Vegas began by telling Charlotte — who has given up smoking: “You look tense. Have a cigarette.”
When she reminded him that they had sung karaoke together last year at her mum’s hotel, he snapped: “Yes, and I sh*gged your grandma too.”
Singer Charlotte later mentioned that his 2004 movie Sex Lives Of The Potato Men got bad reviews.
Vegas replied: “Well I listened to your album and it was sh*t.”
The onlooker said: “Johnny started slurring so much it was difficult to understand him. It didn’t help when Charlotte asked him to test some cocktails for a stunt. Instead of taking a sip, he downed all three — and they were a mixture of wine and spirits.
“He lit up a cigarette and the producer had to stop the interview and tell him to go outside. It was awful.”
The source added: “You could hear the producer telling Charlotte to hurry things up. And she was saying, ‘I am trying’. She was out of her depth and Vegas knew it. It was unpleasant behaviour.”
Bosses of The Charlotte Church Show fear they will not be able to use most of the interview, due to be broadcast tonight on Channel 4.
Turtle: “C’mon, make out with me.”
Hollywood bimbo: “Nah… Y’see, I was hoping to sleep with Vince.”
Turtle: “Well, Vince is gone. Make out with me instead… Oh, c’mon! Make out with me! Make out with me…and I’ll show you where Vince eats breakfast.”
Hollywood bimbo: “Oh… OK, then.”
Turtle, Vince Chase’s less attractive, svelte and employed friend wooing the LA honeys on HBO’s Entourage (Sundays, ITV2).
And the Dr Frankenstein Award for pet care goes to the Americans on last night’s Pet Plastic Surgery (Channel 5, 11:00pm) who not content with having themselves nipped, tucked and enhanced with silicone are now doing the same to their pets. De-barked, De-clawed, De-eared and Neuticles (google it)! GAH! It’s just not right.
Big Brother contestant Imogen Thomas is to make her acting debut in Welsh soap called Pobol y Cwm.
The ex-Miss Wales, 23, will play herself opening a new garage run by entrepreneur Ronald Steadman (Wayne Cater) in an episode to be shown by S4C on October 6.
Imogen said: “It’s great to be asked to appear on Pobol y Cwm (People Of The Valley) as I’d love to get into acting, presenting and TV work.”
“My family watch it and I watched it when I lived at home.”
“I felt a bit nervous filming as there were so many people around, but the producers and other actors made me feel at home and talked me through the process and I’m really excited about it.”
“I’ve got some lines to say and they’ve even included the ‘Hot Topic’ and a few ‘babes’ as part of the script.”
The soap is set near Imogen’s home town of Llanelli. She is no stranger to her native tongue and was often seen conversing in Welsh with fellow housemate Glyn Wise while they were on Big Brother.
‘Big Brother’ star Lea Walker slapped a radio DJ during a live interview after he threatened to play her porn film over the airwaves.
She started to see red when Kerrang! Radio DJ Tim Shaw showed her a scene from her X-rated movie, ‘Casting Cuties 4′, on his mobile and talked about his appreciation of her work as … uhm … an actress.
“It was a mistake I made and it was a long time ago,” she fumed.
Tim Shaw decided to push his luck and threatened to play the audio from the clip on air. Not a good idea! Lea launched herself at Shaw and snatched the phone, before slapping the stunned presenter in the face.
She then stamped on the handset and stormed out of the studio.
Shaw said: “Lea flipped out and started whacking me over the head. She’s a big woman who looks like she can handle herself. She slapped me hard in the face and brought her elbow down on top of my head. Then she grabbed my phone, dropped it on the floor and started stamping on it with her heels.”
The 35 year old Big Brother star who claims her 30M surgically enlarged breasts are the biggest in Britain – made the adult film long before appearing on the reality show this summer.
The big pants worn by Renee Zellweger in her role in “Bridget Jones’s Diary” which prompted the comment, “Hello, mummy!” from Hugh Grant, are to be auctioned off at a charity dinner for Britain’s Royal Parks Foundation this week.
The organizers hope the dinner will raise $185,000 for the Royal Parks, which provided the setting for scenes in the second film in the series, ”Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.” One scene in the movie took place in a fountain at Kensington Gardens whilst another was shot at Regent’s Park.
Renee Zellweger will probably be glad to part with the unflattering underwear.
Renée once revealed she is now so terrified of airport security guards handling her intimates, she sends them home by courier.
She said: “They always choose to go through my stuff. They check out my phone book and then all my clothes. But I can’t bear the idea of them checking out my smalls in front of me.”
Given, the articles and photos going round the blog-o-web about Lindsay Lohan at the moment perhaps she ought to put in a bid for them.
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