Is it just my imagination or is Courtney Love really becoming more and more like Edina Monsoon (the character played by Jennifer Saunders in Absolutely Fabulous) only not as funny?
I’ve tried it all! I’ve been a Christian. I’ve been a Catholic. I’ve been totally new age. I’ve been Episcopalian. I’ve tried Scientology. And I find Buddhism is just the most amazing transcending path to enlightenment for me. It absolutely works. You sit at your altar and you chant, and the cool thing is you chant for shit that you want and you get it.
These are the things I chant for. A perfect home, perfect man, staying sober, health for my friends in Hollywood. A movie by 1 July. Kurt. Lindsay Lohan. Kate Moss. Having a baby with the perfect man who treats me well. Horses. Dogs. Pets.
[Courtney Love, The Return of Courtney Love (More4, 27/09/06)]
Saffie, sweetie, you wouldn’t say that about Buddhism if you knew how much we owe to my chanting, darling. Lots of things in this house, this house wouldn’t be here, darling. I chanted for this gorgeous house. Chanted to be successful and believe in myself darling!
Ting ting ting, please, let me make some more money so I can buy Saffron some more books and a car…ting ting ting…
[Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous]
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