Big Brother 8: My Ten Big Brother 8 Rules

1. I will not let Big Brother drive me mad this year.
2. I will remain sane, reasonable and above all happy.
3. I will not pledge allegiance to one housemate and fly into a deep umbrage with everyone who disagrees with me.
4. I will not check the live feeds continually.
5. I will not get frothy-mouthed with rage about ‘unfair editing’ and start shouting about it in pubs.
6. I will not harp on and on and on about the sociopolitical ramifications of the show.
7. I will not sit up until 4am in the morning watching grainy footage of folk scratching their bits and drinking lemon cordial.
8. I will not begin a one man war with endemol or channel 4 and start coming across like a mental.
9. I will not put the housemates eviction numbers on speed dial.
10. I will NOT BE that obsessed this year. IT’S ONLY A GAMESHOW.

Disclaimer – I reserve the right to change any of these rules at any time, particularly on Nomination Day

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