Britney Spears needs you


Britney Spears Needs You

Under the heading “You’ll never see it my way, because you’re not me” on her website, Britney Spears is asking us for help in naming her upcoming album.

Two of the choices – “Integrity” and “Dignity” – are probably the result of the same wishful thinking that lead to Britney’s last perfume being named “In Control”. Another two – “What if the joke is on you” and “Down Boy” were clearly created by picking random post-rehab buzzwords out of a hat, a technique previously used by Robbie Williams’ to produce the likes of “Intensive Care” and “Rudebox”.

But my money is on the remaining choice, which probably just says it all, “Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like”.

Vote early, Britney fans. Vote often.

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1 Response to “Britney Spears needs you”


  • The Lindsey Lohan one gets my vote! It should be fixed and then she should be forced to call her album that… Oh, it would be genius and glorious!

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