Did The Vauxhall Corsa Puppets Hire A Prostitute?

Right, this is the latest of the Vauxhall Corsa car adverts featuring the C’mon puppets. Have a look.

• Right at the beginning of the ad, the *cough* lady is zipping up her boots. Why did she have them off in the first place?
• The red puppet, I think he’s called Red, is having a shower. What has he been doing to become hot and sweaty?
• And when Red calls the other puppets, they are all in the same bed together with each other, looking rather tired. That’s right. All! In! The! Same! Bed! Together! With! Each! Other! Why?

There can only be one answer to all these questions. The C’mon puppets hired a prostitute and had dirty puppet sex with her.

Maybe they should start calling the car a Vauxhall Coarser.

Do you agree? Or is there some other explanation that fits the advert?

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