The morning after spitgate, Big Brother let the housemate lie in, probably, to let them all calm down. The bedroom lights only went on at around one in the afternoon and there was no alarm. Almost immediately after that though, Dennis McHUgh was summoned to the diary room. Once inside, the stern Scottish sounding Big Brother told the… er… phlegmatic housemate to pack his bags and spit… er… split.
Okay, I made the bit about Dennis the Menance being asked to pack his bags. He was told to leave immediately in just his shorts through the secret door. He was not allowed to return to the house to collect his things or to say his goobyes. Mwahahahahahahaha! One of the crew waiting for him outside was kind enough to lend him a bath robe for his walk of shame out of the house.
Mario was asked to come to the diary room and returned with an announcement from Big Brother.
Mario started reading it aloud “…Dennis was removed from the Big Brother…” but was interrupted by Sylvia Barrie who stood up not all at dramatically, hid behind one of the sofas presumably because she didn’t want to draw attention to herself and started howling like a banshee. Rebecca joined her. Mario had to read the remainder of the announcement over the sound of wailing, sobbing and gnashing of teeth.
As Mario finished reading the news that Dennis had been removed from Big Brother, Jennifer yelled out “Yeah, well let’s hope justice is served. Let’s hope that Mohamed goes”. Yes, she really did say that, silly girl. Sylvia chipped in with “Why! Sob! Is! He! Sob! Still! Sob! Here! Sob!” Just a suggestion, maybe it’s because he didn’t actually do anything wrong.
Poor Mo tried to explain this again but was drowned out by Dale growling “RAAAAAAAR! JEN CRY! DALE MAD! DALE SMASH! RAAAAAAAR!” Thankfully, Big Brother called him to the dairy room.
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