Britney likes driving in her car, it’s not quite a jaguar!
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Since the video appeared it’s been viewed more than 8 million times and Crocker has been asked to appear across TV networks in America on CNN, Fox News, the Howard Stern Show and MSNBC, and Variety reports that TV company 44 Blue Productions have now approached him to be in his own reality show.
At last an answer to that age old question: what do you get when you cross a D list celebrity with a satsuma?
Chantelle Houghton, the non sleb that won Celebrity Big Brother, looking as if she’s overdone the fake tan just a teeny tiny bit. Very curious orange!
Okay, so first you’ll need to watch the Chris Crocker video in order to really get the beauty of this Seth Green parody.
All done? Okay, now watch and enjoy:
There are apparently quite a few people out there who still like Britney Spears. Judging by the following youtube clip, Chris Crocker, is probably her number one fan.
He is crying. Crying and crying out for the media to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
I also think he might be trapped under a duvet cover. Someone send help!
Over the years, there have been lots of Public Service Adverts offering valuable advice to telly watchers. There was Rolf Harris telling kids about the importance of learning to swim, there was the cartoon cat Charley warning you about the dangers of playing near teapots and there was even the “Protect and Survive” advert which told you what to do in the event of a nuclear attack.
Well, now MTV has got in on the act and produced one featuring Nelly Furtado which should probably be required viewing for Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.
Remember make friends with your underwear and you’ll have a friend for life.
It is finally here. The wait is over. Tonight we will get to see the much hyped fly-on-the-wall documentary about the Beckhams taking up residence in LA. Wooooooo!
Oh my god! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Preston and Chantelle have been dodging rumours of a break up for a couple of months, but now it’s sadly been confirmed: their marriage is O.V.E.R.
In a joint statement they revealed:
After much soul-searching and tearful discussions we have sadly decided to end our marriage.
We hope we can always remain friends and still love each other, but we both think we put so much pressure on one another to make our marriage work that it has ended up destroying our relationship. No-one else is involved in our decision.
We know people will think we married too quickly on the back of Big Brother, but the truth is that, despite what anyone thinks, we did have a whirlwind romance but we were genuinely in love with each other at the time and we will never regret our time together.
We both believe in marriage and we never treated our vows or our commitment to each other lightly. We’ve spent hours and hours discussing whether we can salvage our marriage, give it another go, try harder, anything rather than give up.
But we now both agree that we should go our separate ways. We are both young and we still have our lives in front of us. The last two weeks or so have been very upsetting and sad for us and our friends and family and we appreciate their support.
We do not plan to make any further comment.
Well, if those two crazy kids couldn’t make a go of it, what hope is there for any of us? *sigh*
Personally, I blame the BBC.
Controversial stand-up comedian Bernard Manning has died at the age of 76.
Manning, whose brand of humour stirred up accusations of racism, was rushed to hospital with a kidney problem two weeks ago. A spokesman for North Manchester General Hospital said: “He died here at 3.10pm.”
Kidney problem? So it seems he could take the piss out of everybody but himself.
