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All you need is a photo and the gizmo at Simpsonizeme to create your very own Simpson. Wooooooooo!
The site has only been online since Sunday and as already had 153,300,000 hits, and 4,067,378 folks have managed to upload their pictures for a full Simpsonesque make-over.
Here’s mine, eerily accurate.
If the pagans were annoyed about the gaint Homer Simpson painted next to the Cerne Abbas figure, I wonder what they would make of this?
Seriously though, the 180ft outline of Homer Simpson in Y-fronts waving a doughnut was painted next to the ancient Cerne Abbas giant, the 17th Century chalk fertility symbol in Dorset, to publicise the forthcoming Simpsons film.
Although Homer is drawn in biodegradeable paint and will be washed away by rain, local pagans aren’t amused.
Ann Bryn-Evans, who rejoices in the title “joint Wessex district manager for the Pagan Federation”, said the gaint Homer was “very disrespectful and not at all aesthetically pleasing”.
She added, “We’ll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away,” she said. “I’m amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous. It’s an area of scientific interest.”
Er, don’t have a cow, man.
UPDATE: Here’s a clip of Homer Simpson being drawn.
Keris just posted an article about scary music on her blog, I think the following video probably qualifies. I have no idea what he’s singing about though.
This reminds me of a joke. This guy, he comes into a bar, walks up to the Bartender and says, “Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I’m gonna bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single solitary drop.” The Bartender says.. Now one more time this glass is like a good ten feet away.. he says, “Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You’re trying to tell me you’re gonna bet me three hundred dollars that you can piss standing over here way over there, into that glass, and not spill a single drop?” The guy looks up smiling and says, “That’s right.” The Bartender says, “Young man you got a bet!” The guy says, “O.K. here we go, here we go.” He pulls out his thing. He’s looking at the glass, man he’s thinking about the glass, he’s thinking about the glass, he thinks glass, he’s thinking of the glass, think glass, thinking about his dick. D*ck, glass. D*ck, glass. D*ck, glass. Be the glass. D*ck, glass. D*ck, glass. D*ck, glass. And then woosh! He let’s it rip! And he’s… he’s pissin all over the place, man! He’s pissin on the bar… he’s pissin on the stools, on the floor, on the phone.. on the Bartender.. He’s pissing Everywhere EXCEPT the f*cking glass!! Right. Ok, so, Bartender, He’s laughing his f*cking ass off, he’s three hundred dollars richer. He’s like, “Ha Ha Ha.” Piss dripping off his face. “Ha Ha Ha Ha” He says, “You f*ckin’ idiot, man. You pissed everywhere except the glass!! You owe me three hundred dollars punta.” And he goes, “Excuse me, just one, one second.” Goes in the back of the bar, and in the back there’s a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them… (whispers) Comes back to the bar and goes, “Here you go Mr. Bartender, three.” And the Bartender’s like, “What the f*ck are you so happy about, you just lost three hundred dollars you idiot?!” The guy says, “Well, you see those guys over there. I just bet them five hundred dollars a PIECE, that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on YOU, and not only would you be not mad about it.. you’d be happy…” (Laughs) That’s some funny sh*t huh! (Laughs) You’d be happy! [Pick-up Guy (played by Quentin Tarantino) in the film Desperado]
Talk about timing, Sacha Baron Cohen turned up at the Whitehouse in character as Borat to promote his new film, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, on the very same day that Premier George Bush was meeting the President of Kazakhstan, Nursultan Nazarbayev.
Punk teens, automobile repossessors and aliens from outer space all in one movie plus one of the best film soundtracks ever. Its Repoman, a classic cult movie on Film Four tonight at 11:50. Set your videos. The life of a repoman is always intense. More.
If you enjoyed Repoman, you might also have a look at Kiss Me Deadly, one of the noir-est of film noirs. Repoman is very loosely based on it.
The touching story, of a love that could never be. Not coming to a theatre near you! 
