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Maysoon Shaladi was the second of the three new housemates to enter the Big Brother House. She seemed bright-ish for a housemate, and just, y’know, nice but Maysoon earned herself an instant booing from the crowd as she went into the BB house by claiming she’s a successful model who works full-time and gets paid for it.
So is Maysoon really a successful model or is she just another wannabe?
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If the pagans were annoyed about the gaint Homer Simpson painted next to the Cerne Abbas figure, I wonder what they would make of this?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.
It’s what it says on the tin. Tony Blair sings “Should I stay or should I go?”
It’s a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife (Heather Mills) are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it’s prosthetic.
Talk about timing, Sacha Baron Cohen turned up at the Whitehouse in character as Borat to promote his new film, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, on the very same day that Premier George Bush was meeting the President of Kazakhstan, Nursultan Nazarbayev.
Russell Crowe has angrily denied reports that he is going to play Steve “crocodile hunter” Irwin in a movie. Crowe insists he’s the wrong man for the part because he only wrestles drunk people and inanimate objects.
A Polish woman from the town of Lobez has been arrested and charged for growing marijuana. Now that’s not really that strange but the reason that she gave is rather unusual. The woman said the plants were actually to calm the nerves of her cow which had become “skittish and unruly”. After having the marijuana mixed with it’s feed it became ”calm as lamb” according to the 65 year old woman. Best! Excuse! Ever! Reports that the cow wanted to visit the late night garage after suffering an attack of the munchies have so far been unconfirmed. [Source: Reuters]
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