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Granny pants save lives

The beeb reports:

A family home was saved from burning down when a pair of giant knickers were used to put out a fire.

Jenny Marsey’s size 18-20 cotton pants were a lifesaver when they were grabbed to cover a frying pan fire at her home in Meryl Gardens, Hartlepool, Teesside.

Her son and nephew were trying to fry some bread when the blaze broke out.

But the quick-thinking pair used the Marks & Spencer underwear from a pile of washing, doused them in water, and threw them over the fire.

Mrs Marsey, 53, said: “My £4.99 parachute knickers have come in handy for something. We’ve had a good laugh that they were a bit like a fire blanket.”

Mrs Marsey, who is also mother to Sarah, 23, Joanne, 24, and Donna, 27, added: “I think if they had been my daughter Sarah’s skimpy knickers they wouldn’t have done any good.

Hurrah for Granny Pants!

Handy

Wooooo! Hand soap made from, er, hands!

  • Hand Soap
  • Hand Soap
  • Hand Soap

Well, that’s my Christmas shopping done.

[hat tip: Keris]

Little Monkey

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You know, everyone should have a monkey. Just, you know, to learn from. They’re like people only without all the bad, nasty bits. They don’t drink, they don’t start wars, they can’t drive cars. We can all learn something from monkeys, but we shouldn’t fling our poop like they do.

Big toes and small boobs

Useless blog trivia, since I started this blog, this and this have been the most looked at pages!!! Weirdos.

We are all going to hell

Ninety-five per cent of Britons are heading for hell, according to the principal of Wycliffe Hall, Oxford, who has been under fire from some staff for taking one of the leading Anglican theological training colleges in a conservative direction.

Richard Turnbull, appointed two years ago, made the claim in a speech to the annual conference of Reform, a conservative evangelical pressure group within the Church of England. If he truly believes it, the figure would encompass at least all non-evangelical Christians, including many members of the Church of England, and those of all other religions and none

A recording of the speech, made in October last year and seen by the Guardian, was posted last night on the Thinking Anglicans liberal website.In it, Dr Turnbull also warns against the danger of liberalism in the church, talks of “the strategic nature” of evangelical control of training colleges and calls on conservatives to syphon off 10% of their financial contributions to the Church of England to help pay the costs of like-minded colleges. The message excludes even evangelicals who are regarded as more liberal in their beliefs.

Dr Turnbull told them: “We are committed to bringing the gospel message of Jesus Christ to those who don’t know [him] and in this land that’s 95% of the people: 95% of people facing hell unless the message of the gospel is brought to them.”

Traditionally Wycliffe, a permanent private hall of Oxford University founded in 1877, has trained evangelical Anglicans for the clergy, but its reputation has been as an open evangelical college, welcoming would-be ordinands from a wide range of theological and liturgical beliefs.

Critics within the college have accused the principal of taking it in a much more restrictive and exclusionary direction. At least a third of the academic staff have resigned and its best-known member, the Thought for the Day contributor Elaine Storkey, has been threatened with disciplinary action, allegedly for raising concerns at an internal staff meeting.

In his speech, the principal criticised the Church of England for “restrictive trade practices” in limiting funding for its students and added: “I view [my] post as strategic because it would allow influence to be brought to bear upon generations of the ministry…capture the theological colleges and you have captured the influence that is brought to bear.”

He warns that unless like-minded parishes fund colleges such as his own, they face closure within 10 years. At the same conference in Derbyshire, Reform members agreed to remain within the Church of England for the time being but to set up an advisory panel to support conservative clergy and encourage ordinands of their viewpoint. They were told by one senior member, the Rev David Holloway, vicar of Jesmond, that the church was a dysfunctional body with incompetent leadership.

In an article to be published in tomorrow’s Church of England Newspaper – a more broadly-based evangelical publication – Dr Turnbull’s message appears rather more tolerant. He writes: “For me and for Wycliffe, inclusive means exactly that, rather than the exclusion of particular views. So issues which divide … have to be debated in the open, albeit with care and sensitivity …”

Dr Turnbull was not available for comment last night.

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Buy ugly people on eBay

Buy Ugly People on eBay

I was doing a search on Technorati for information about the show Ugly Betty and Google ads came up with an advert telling me that I could “Buy ugly people” online at eBay. Uhm … Hurrah! Is there nothing you can’t find on ebay?

Wallcharts

Is it actually possible to buy a broadsheet newspaper these days like The Guardian or The Independent without getting a sodding free wallchart with it? I’m running out of walls to put the damn things up on and given their ever increasing number, I’ll probably need a wallchart of wallcharts to keep track of them all soon. GAH!

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Steve Irwin: Sting Rage

At least 10 stingrays have been found dead in Queensland waters in what maybe revenge attacks for the death of Steve Irwin, the popular Aussie Crocodile Hunter.

Could these be the first ever recorded cases of Sting Rage?

The natural injustice of the death of Steve Irwin, the daredevil conservationist who wrestled with crocodiles and dangled cobras but was killed by a relatively docile fish, has apparently motivated some of his most ardent supporters to wreak revenge. Eight days after the documentary maker was killed in a freak encounter with a stingray while snorkelling off the north Queensland coast, and while his native Australians continue to mourn him, the authorities are investigating the possibility that the species that took Irwin’s life is being targeted in acts of retribution.

Up to 10 apparently mutilated stingrays have washed up in coastal waters since his death, prompting Queensland state officials to call on fans of the self-styled “wildlife warrior Australian bloke” not to retaliate against the species that killed their hero.

[source: Guardian read more]

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Pluto is not a planet!

Pluto is not an planet

Pluto is not a planet!

They Lost …

… on penalties again! :-(

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