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Turn back your body clock part deux

Tonight on “How clean can your colon get when its ten years younger”, Dr Una Coales BA (Hons), MD, FRCS, FRCS (ORL), DRCOG, DFFP, MRCGP told us that ten years of binge drink is not good for you! Who would have thunk it? To help prolong her life, Dr Una Coales BA (Hons), MD, FRCS, FRCS (ORL), DRCOG, DFFP, MRCGP (and proud owner of a white lab coat and a stethoscope) recommended that tonights participant not drink as much!

You should set your video recorder NOW to catch the show next week!

Turn back your body clock!

Nevermind turning back my body clock or looking ten years younger or even learning what not to wear … what I really want is a TV program that will show me how I can avoiding watching these f*#king “makeover” programs!

Dr Una Coales - How clean is your colon?

In “Turn back your body clock”, Dr Una Coales and Tim Bean first estimate how long someone has got left to live based on their lifestyle. They then explain that by stopping smoking, drinking, partying or shooting up heroin using dirty needles as well as … shock horror … eating and exercising right that their initial life estimate can be extended!

So basically, the program seems to be combination of “You are what you eat!” and “How to look ten years younger!” without the  poo and the surgery! Although, Dr Una Coales is at least a proper doctor and not as annoying as the other two presenters. (So far at least!)

Tim Bean - Oh Lardy Lardy

I did learn an interesting scientific term from todays’ show, Gynaecomastia!

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